Because every other site on the Internet is having one, Triad has decided to hold its first annual awards ceremony. Without further ado:

Best New Anime: Mushishi
Best New Anime (according to Labaa): Air
Best Movie Delayed by 3 Years: Beyond the Clouds
Best Unsubbed Anime: Taiko Drum Master
Best Butchering Manga Company: Dark Horse
Best Company at Not Releasing the Kino no Tabi Novels, Even Though They Have the License: Tokyopop
Biggest Bitch: Assmo
Shittiest Song Karaoke: Shinsen, for Prince of Tennis
Shittiest In-Episode Karaoke: Kraze, for Xenosaga
Worst Manga -> Anime Adaptation: Yakitate Japan
Best Newsposter: LordBrian
Best Way to Misspell Velaciela's Name in Beyond the Clouds, Even Though It Was Written Onscreen: ADV
Best DVD Release: FUNimation, for Gunslinger Girl
Best Company at Being a Bitch By Prelicensing Stuff: Geneon, for Ichigo Mashimaro
Most Annoying Leecher: Lumiere
Best Triad Slacker: aceleader
Best R2 DVD Release: Dogtato
Gayest Sequel: Nanoha A's
Biggest Disappointment: Aria the Animation
Best Groupwhore: Dragosmore
Biggest Pedo: Kanna
Best Anime that Deserves More Episodes: Full Metal Panic TSR
Best Fansub Group: The Triad, obviously
Worst Forum: Animesu-- OH WAIT, THEY LOST AN ENTIRE YEAR'S WORTH OF DATA, SO THEY CAN'T QUALIFY
Biggest Bitch of a Webpage: This one

Congratulations to all the winners!