To everyone waiting for the final episode of Nanoha, here's some news I'm sure you'll love to hear. It's been done for two days now, all ready for release. The reason it hasn't been unleashed upon the pedo masses? A lack of a distro team. Apparently, everyone who normally seeds for us is content to sit in our distro chan and download our releases, but they don't care if you get them or not.

Without seeders, we cannot maintain torrents for you bitches. Leeching is fun and all, but sometimes you need to give a little to get a little. For Nanoha 13, we're soon going to start the torrent with myself and another staff member, for a combined upstream of about 30KB/s. Guess how long it's going to take before you actually get the file?

If you don't like it, too fucking bad. You have one option: come to our channel (#the-triad at irc.enterthegame.com) and volunteer to be a regular seeder. You'll get the releases first, and everyone else will get them faster than they would have otherwise.

If you care, contact BeMPe. If you don't, deal with the dismal state of our distro team.

Distro DOES NOT EXIST at the moment, and only a few (like, 2) of us are seeding the torrent. If you find your Nanoha download speed slow, bitch through email and we'll lower your self-esteem as soon as possible.

Now for the summary, we'll let ace do the talking (Click the picture or title):

Size: 245082112 || CRC: 6C3E5740 <ace|QC> your happiness.... IS OUR HAPPINESS!
<ace|QC> YAY!
<ace|QC> HAPPY HAPPY
<ace|QC> HAPPIEST TOME IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
<ace|QC> YAY!
<ace|QC> this episode is SO HAPPY
<ace|QC> i was SO HAPPY
<ace|QC> when hayate got a FACE FULL OF SNOW!
<LordBrian> stupid little cripple
<ace|QC> OH NOES
<ace|QC> IT"S NOT HAPPY ANYMORE
<ace|QC> THEY"RE GONNA CRY!
<ace|QC> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAPPY!
<ace|QC> we need to put a HAPPY COUNTER int his ep

Yes, this is going to fill the whole front page if it has to. Too fucking funny.

<ace|QC> HI FAMILY GUESS WHAT
<ace|QC> I"M ACTUALLY A LITTLE MAGE GIRL THAT SAVES THE WORLD
<ace|QC> ORLY?!?!?!?!
<ace|QC> OH YEAH YOU REMEMBER YUUNO?!?!?!
<ace|QC> IT"S A HE
<ace|QC> AND HE"S BEEN IN THE BATH WITH US!

<ace|QC> HI FRIENDS
<ace|QC> YOU REMEMBER THE TELEPORTING FUN FROM YESTERDAY?
<ace|QC> IT"S BECAUSE WE TRIED TO KILL OUR FRIEND HAYATE
<ace|QC> BUT LOOK WE"RE FREINDS NOW
<ace|QC> HAPPY HAPPY YAY!!!

<ace|QC> HEY LOOK THE BOOK IS CHIBI CUTE AND STILL THE HAPPIEST LITTLE TOME IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
<ace|QC> alright
<ace|QC> fuck it
<ace|QC> release the bitch

-The End-