To the bastard running the "Anime Divx Online" site:

We in the Triad are very happy you like our fansubs, and we see you are selling several of our series. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you cut us in on some of the profit you make? We're not making any money off our own hard work, so it would just strike us a slightly unfair if you decided not to share with us. Thanks for the cash, I'm sure we'll be receiving it soon!

Love, the bitches in the Triad.