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Episode 2 has finally been released, despite Assmo's many and varied attempts at screwing up the encode. Enjoy your lolibattles, and the dreaded forbidden technique, the inverse washboard chest grope.

On another note, some of you have wondered why we didn't karaoke the song lyrics. The reason is because karaoke is <i>gay</i> and anyone who demands it likes taking it up the poop chute.

In all future Triad releases, we will be doing away with karaoke, and will instead simply time the songs as we would any other line in the show. If you are one of the many idiotic leechers who judge a release by the l33tness of the karaoke, fuck off and don't download our shit. God forbid you actually judge a release by something that actually matters, like, oh I dunno, the <i>readability of the subtitles</i>. Allow me to paste some quotes made by your peers.

This one was posted by a "Mikademus" on Anime-Planet's forums, regarding EP's release of Shakugan no Shana: <i>I've watched EP's version and it seems like solid work. It features absolutely gorgeous karaoke -fantastically well made, one impressive feature in the ED is that the romaji text floats BEHIND the animation- and a good enough encode. I generally couldn't care less about "frills" like karaoke, but this is very slick. Some lines are phrased somewhat ankward and once in a while I spotted grammatical or editing errors, and due to long lines with short on-screen time or convoluted construction I had to rewind a very few times, but nothing that irritated me. [...] I've got no prior experience of Eval Powar but this seems like a good release.</i>

He had trouble reading lines because of shitty timing and poor grammar to the extent that he had to <i>rewind and watch multiple scenes again</i>, but this seemed like a good release to him. WHAT THE FUCK. Apparently "slick" karaoke can make anyone ignore a halfass sub job.

This little gem, composed by "Haseo" on Tokyo Toshokan's sewer of a discussion board, reads as follows: <i>And just so you know any fansub I have seen that doesn't have karaoke tends to have Horrid editing, crappy encoding, questionable translations just to name a few things. When they don't bother with karaoke 99% of the time it just means the group is question is doing a speed sub or just doesn't know what they are doing.</i>

Now, I'm not saying that Triad doesn't make mistakes, because we make mistakes often. However, saying that we're either a speedsub group (a laughable concept at best) or that we don't know what we're doing seems a little harsh. I think a more reasonable explanation for this quote is that Haseo is a <i>fucking asshat</i> (or, as Anime-Blitz would no doubt call him, a level 3 asshat).

The problem is that Haseo is not alone in his opinion. We know you bitches are out there, and we hate your guts. In the past, we have done simple karaoke for most of the songs, but we still get complaints from people because it's not flashy enough, there's no flying bullets, where are the explosions and bouncing pantsu, etc. Apparently you do not watch the openings and endings for the songs, you watch it for the eyecandy. We don't sub for the eyecandy, we sub for the anime. If you're not there to watch the goddamn show, don't bother with our releases.

And for those of you who like to sing along with the songs and need the karaoke, you disgust me.

So please, next time you see a release from us, hop on our torrent, download the file, and shove the episode up your gaping collective ass.

Posted by LordBrian on Tuesday, October 25, 2005  
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No. 86

Anonymous
April 23, 2006
17:34
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

I´m sorry by these guys. I´m terrible singing. Yes I want to know WHAT that people are singing, but... sing together!?!?!? I know noone like this. A friend of mine (O-Miyu-Sama) is a champion karaoke female-singer in Brazil. And NO, SHE DIDN´T SING AT THE OPS AND EDS! She could be singing (she is a very good singer!), but she prefers to hear. If she want to sing so she sings - because she doesn´t need "follow the little ball"...
I like your work very much!
(Kyuzaemon - from Brazil)
No. 115

Anonymous
April 24, 2006
16:46
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH right on, right on.

No. 137

Anonymous
April 25, 2006
13:06
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

This rant wins! And Mikademus is a fag

No. 149

Anonymous
April 25, 2006
20:47
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

Hmm...I just thought that Haseo does have a point. Most fansub groups that don't have karaoke <i>do</i> usually do a bad job. Which makes me sad, because I hate karaoke, and is the reason why I like the fact that you don't do karaoke. That's just my two cents worth.
No. 150

Anonymous
April 25, 2006
20:50
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

Hmm...I just thought that Haseo does have a point. Most fansub groups that don't have karaoke <i>do</i> usually do a bad job. Which makes me sad, because I hate karaoke, and is the reason why I like the fact that you don't do karaoke. That's just my two cents worth.

(Hit the wrong button the first time, sorry.)
No. 159

Anonymous
April 26, 2006
07:41
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

so i'm gussing all the fansubs that came out before 2002 suck then, cause i sure as hell didn't see any karaoke on any of the trigun or cowboy bebop fansubs for that matter. But your right, a group that would rather spend time making sure the translation, and timing is correct and doesn't want to spend extra time making the one min of show that almost no one watches pretty is a bad group. Go watch some releases from anime-factory and try to say they sucked.

No. 160

Anonymous
April 26, 2006
07:42
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

so i'm gussing all the fansubs that came out before 2002 suck then, cause i sure as hell didn't see any karaoke on any of the trigun or cowboy bebop fansubs for that matter. But your right, a group that would rather spend time making sure the translation, and timing is correct and doesn't want to spend extra time making the one min of show that almost no one watches pretty is a bad group. Go watch some releases from anime-factory and try to say they sucked.

No. 161

Anonymous
April 26, 2006
10:10
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

If you were referring to me, I haven't actually seen any fansubs from before 2002, but your description of them makes me want to run out and find some of them now. As stated earlier, I hate karaoke, I like the fact that Triad doesn't do karaoke, and I feel they do a good job.

No. 166

Anonymous
April 30, 2006
22:01
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

...in a sub your right karaoke is...well pointless..outside of a sub..i got not problem with it....

outside of that your right on everything...i cant stand when grps add so much when the anime starts doing songs in the middle of the show...half the time i dont even WATCH the opening/ending credits.. though some grps add funny little phrases and shit...just to...i dont know..annoy you..make you laugh..eh whatever... and everything i have seen from you guys has been worth the download...no rateings from me..just the truth
No. 168

Anonymous
May 5, 2006
22:01
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

Testify!

Personally I really appreciate Triad's work. While not always perfect (what fansub group is), it seems like they do put in a lot of time and effort to make sure that they put out the best sub possible. Frankly, I can easily deal without karaoke in subs since I rarely ever watch the opening and ending credits more than once. If it means less (and unnecessary, I might add) work for the subbing groups then it begs the question of why should fansub groups bother with karaoke.

How many people actually sing along with the songs anyways?

Triad, keep up the good work.
No. 1218

Anonymous
November 12, 2006
21:17
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

hehe. i think karaoke is stupid. i dont watch it, no one i know watches it either. most of us (i think) just fast forward to where the anime actually starts :)

No. 1492

Anonymous
January 11, 2007
03:40
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

What's it about karaoke? Surely you say that most fansub groups that don't have karaoke <i>do</i> usually do a bad job. From my own experience I see that this goes for most speed-fansub groups. Doesn't mean this goes for all speed-fansub groups and regular fansub groups of course. Not that I care about the karaoke bling-bling and everything, heck my singing is bad enough, but if and if you do feel the need to add karaoke as a fansub group. Try to do it as correctly as possible like you would see on official karaoke videos. No need for bling-bling (hopping pantsu, flashing flying stars and all other shit), but correct timing (show karoke text before the actual singing).
No. 1576

Anonymous
February 27, 2007
21:03
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

I personally don't really care seeing karaoke effect or not. Getting the lyrics right and showing them at the right time are much more important. Keep up your effort! :-)
No. 1680

Anonymous
April 2, 2007
05:13
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

I don't care. If you want to sing along to the song, you don't need karaoke. I've lost track of countless songs I've sung in German, Malay, various Chinese dialects, English, and Japanese, and I've never used karaoke - I sing from a sheet of paper that has the lyrics, and I listen carefully to the song so that I know where the hell and what the hell I'm supposed to be singing.

The argument kinda cuts both ways: one one hand, there are fansub groups who feel that a job is worth doing well, so they put in the karaoke effect (I remember seeing karaoke on the Op/Eds for Live-Evil's Initial D 4th Stage subs and the Nanoha subs and going, "Hmmm, nice.") On the other hand, it's also true that it's generally not worth the effort.

And a consideration: Professional companies generally do not include karaoke effects... so why should fansub outfits, working for free, be forced to measure to a greater standard than the people being paid?
No. 1700

Anonymous
April 3, 2007
14:25
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

I've been translating the romanji in karaoke subs to English and checking it against the English subs to help learn Japanese. I know this isn't why you make fansubs, but it does help.

I don't really care about visual effects or bouncing balls, etc, and I'm not about to start singing along anytime soon, but having the hiragana/romanji on hand does help a lot. It would be pretty annoying to have two or three sets of subtitles cluttering up the screen throughout the entire show, but for the start and end credits I'd rather have them there than not.

I admit I could try to do this without the romanji, but I would probably miss many more syllables or make mistakes which someone more experienced in hearing Japanese could avoid. Mistakes like that tend to leave me searching for words that don't exist or lacking grammatical clues to translate a difficult passage.
No. 1867

Anonymous
April 13, 2007
09:45
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

I love you.

This is the gospel truth.

No. 1879

Anonymous
April 14, 2007
00:53
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

hey ..
i dont mind about karaoke here ...
it nice just to put the romanji lyric there without fency efects ..
that would look terrible sometimes ..
as long as we can read and sing-a-long with the OP and ED ..
its fine to me!
No. 1896

Anonymous
April 15, 2007
07:40
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

OMGWTFBBQ i paed al this mone for teh intarnet and now you ass rape us wit no bouncing balls???????

No. 2159

Anonymous
May 7, 2007
12:22
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

I thought at least you guys weren't so harsh in the mouth for this.. You just sounded like a typical teenager..
If someone likes to sing along with the Karoake, what is gay about that? If it was a joke it was.. Lame..
You say people who need the lyrics to sing along disgust you, well you who does not appreciate people for doing what they like eventhough you nmigth not like it.. You disgust me..
I like Anime's I love those who hardsubs them and put torrents up.. But this kind of thing goes too far..
The Triad ain't number 1 Subber and with this attitude you'll never become it nor will you get good comments if you take the problem this way..

Ah well shit happens, I'm disappointed but.. I can't blame you though, there are people who just like to piss those who try hard to do something for them off.. And yeah I get your frustration but to take it to the end where you brought it is a bit too far..

Anyway keep up subbing, I love your work :)
No. 2230

Anonymous
May 19, 2007
03:52
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

For me, just translating the lyrics is fine. I could care less about karaoke.
But it's been on my mind a while, how much time does it take to make some really good karaoke?
No. 2403

Anonymous
May 27, 2007
04:20
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

...and this is why I will always choose Triad releases over any other -- nay, even wait up to years to finish a series <i>because</i> I'm waiting for you lazy bitches to finish.

Awesome. Fuck the karaoke. I'd rather have translations I can trust and a web site that I constantly laugh at due to the particular brand of humor partaken of by its staff.

Keep it up - it's this shit that keeps everyone coming back ^_^
No. 2446

Anonymous
May 30, 2007
09:35
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

HAHAHAHHAA thats the best rant ive seen in a while WOOOOOOOOOO the OWNAGE

No. 2460

Anonymous
June 18, 2007
03:13
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

This shit is funny! I agree that karaoke is some gay shit. I don't watch it nor I need it since OP/ED doesn't make the show any better or worse IMHO. Oh this line is pure gold "And for those of you who like to sing along with the songs and need the karaoke, you disgust me." HAHAHHA You should of follow that up up with "RON, Bitches"

No. 2253

Anonymous
June 22, 2007
07:18
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

"And for those of you who like to sing along with the songs and need the karaoke, you disgust me." They didn't say "people who need the lyrics," they said "people who need the karaoke disgust me," as in "people who need the special effects disgust me."

No. 2255

Anonymous
June 22, 2007
07:30
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

Summary of 50% of all AniDB comments: "subtitles are fine i guess dunno about the translation cuz i can't speak Japanese. karaoke wasnt to good so ill give this 7/10."

Screw the karaoke, I applaud The Triad for taking a stand against all the spoiled leechers who started DLing anime within the last three years or so. Whenever I'm deciding which group to get, the group that provides accurate, complete translations with correctly-edited subtitles that are enjoyable to read will always win out, whether they use flashy effects or not. For karaoke, I've always felt it was a "bonus" type thing, as in "it's nice if it's there, but if it's not, oh well." Maybe this is because I spent over almost years watching anime only on DVD before I ever downloaded anything. The lack of karaoke on DVD never bothered me, so when I first saw it in fansubs, I thought "oh hey, that's neat." I never caught onto this entitlement mentality of the people who think "anime has to have karaoke or else it sucks."

And regarding AnimeFactory (mentioned in another comment), I saw their version of Boys Be -- yeah, it was ancient, LQ, low-res, but the subbing itself was damn good.
No. 2275

Anonymous
June 24, 2007
10:27
Re: Nanoha A's Episode 2 (Alternate Title: Why You Are All Bitches, a rant by LB)

Har Har... gw, gw :D


Once upon a time I actually thought that karaoke was there to you know... help people to learn jp or something.

Then I heard that some fat otaku idiots actually SING ALONG :DD
(genshiken flashbacks, anybody? :p)

some times it's nice to have the lyrics visible if the song is hard to follow. In KANJI FFS, in some small corner where they don't steal the attention from the original artwork! Not some fugly ROMAJI FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN...

And now, *gasp*, I'm gonna admit that I occasionally DO hum along a good song. If I know the lyrics. So much of my credibility... No wait!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leeches, I Hate You =)

--
Suurorca
No. 2541

Anonymous
July 2, 2007
10:25
No Subject

i don't give a damn for karaoke either, and i hoped, when you gave up nanoha and other shit that you would be a bit faster with releasing bokurano... well, not the case, that's the only thing i could complain about. even if you sometime make mistakes, your job is 1000 time better than 99% of french sub teams, so i prefer to watch anime subbed by you or other english langage teams, even if french would be easier for me. so a big and sincere thank you for the time you people spend doing this for us leechers.

No. 2556

Anonymous
July 3, 2007
06:42
You rock

This rant made my day.

I dont give a flying fuck about karaoke either. in fact i prefer clean openings and endings so i can enjoy the real eyecandy instead of flashy text.

No. 2595

Mangamonkey
July 12, 2007
17:45
So Fucking True

Was watching an episode of rozen maiden once and as the opening music started to kick in and the rozen maiden logo was up i realised that the screen was cluttered as fuck with english, romanji and kanji karaoke for the song all running at once on what was intended by the creators to be simply the logo on a white background with flower petals falling behind it

Before then i didnt really care either way about karaoke openings (i do like the idea of alting the english and romanji you see on liscenced releases though)

Since then i've held a deep loathing of anyone who uses flashy karaoke

OMG gaise this animes are t3h shit, everytime somebody speaks its a different font that you cant make out anyway

but thats a different story

No. 2679

Florent
August 12, 2007
05:19
Karaoked openings are not gay, they're just plain stupid

I know this rant is old, but it is SO TRUE. Why clutter the screen with english translation + romaji + kanji + lame visual effects?

I often feel that openings are ruined by heavy karaoke crap. Sometimes I wish that the subbed + karaoked opening would be released as a separate file, while the episodes themselves would have raw openings and endings.

No. 2992

.......
October 6, 2007
04:44
............

Ah fuck y'all I like to sing along and if the subbers decide to do karaoke then that's fine by me, if they don't I'm fine with that too.

Besides it was created for a reason ... not everyone has the free time in the world to digg the lyrics of the songs they hear and like.

A simple clean karaoke could be the least a fansub group should add in their releases.

So fuck yourself and have a nice day!

No. 3046

..
October 12, 2007
18:09
..

If you think FUCK is funny FUCK youself and save your money.

Nice Karaoke = OK

No Karaoke = OK

Nice Karaoke = rest sucks = Bad

No Karaoke = rest awesome = OK

No. 3234

Maverick55533
November 2, 2007
15:03
No Subject

people actually WATCH the intro?! i hate that shi, i'd rather get to the fucking episode.

No. 3258

SuRti
November 9, 2007
09:14
Nice

U'r totally right... I watch one time the opening when it's a new anime or it's a new op, but after that i jump directly on the show... Stop being a pussy with ur karaoke!!!!!!!!!!

No. 3293

Anonymous
November 15, 2007
05:57
No Subject

I could care less as long as the translation & timing don't suck. I think it's also kinda ridiculous that some fansubs do the karaoke sub with hiragana/katakana/kanji/furigana...when the audience is most likely watching it because they can't understand Japanese, much less read it...

I usually watch the opening/endings once and end up skipping through them anyway.

No. 3393

Anonymous
December 2, 2007
17:45
No Subject

Very good point.

No. 3611

Anonymous
December 27, 2007
12:08
No Subject

... Where are the people who DO care about Karaoke anyways? Are there just none on Triad? Or none who have the guts to argue.

No. 3680

Ellahn
January 1, 2008
23:47
No Subject

I like Karaoke sometimes, it is something else, to be added... But well, first things first... Good timing, readable text, good grammar, good encoding. After all that, the Karaoke and all that shit... I've seen Subs without subs for the ending and without subs for the "next episode"... I've seen subs in WMV... All of them had Karaoke... Kinda L4m3, if you ask me. :P

I won't say you're great for not karaoke'ing the songs... But you guys are great, for making good subs, and you're great for having the guts to start the fight agains crapsubs w/ karaoke. :P

No. 3681

rokku
January 2, 2008
00:09
I feel justified now

i was doing a show once, and didnt want to mess with effects on the kara because i didnt know how, and i didnt rly care abotu it all too much at the time, but i jsut thought id time it, to say that we'd at least made an effort, but it had always bugged me whether releasing a series without a "true" kara was ok. ill sleep better now. thank you.

No. 3838

Anonymous
January 12, 2008
11:04
I <3 Triad

I couldn't agree with LordBrian.

No. 3936

Anonymous
January 16, 2008
05:44
meh

I agree with anonymous No. 2159.

I personally like watching op's (and ed's if they're good). Bring me into the mood of watching the anime. I also like (good) karaoke effects aswell to help bring the op/ed to life, but no karaoke effects and so on are alright too- Triad's one of my fav fansubbing groups cause of your quality, not cause of your karaoke for example, but Eclipse is probably my fav fansubbing group because they bring quality, speed, and good karaoke altogether.

I can imagine how annoying it would be to have those ass's complaining about your karaoke etc, but i don't think your rant was the way to go. Criticizing EVERYONE that may like karaoke by saying their all gay fags etc... Jeez.

I lost my respect for you. (don't get me wrong, I haven't lost respect for your subs, just yous in general)

No. 4089

Anonymous
January 21, 2008
16:44
Who the fuck singings to the songs?

Plus if you HAVE to have the text to sing, then you probably shouldn't be singing.

No. 4103

anonymous triad fan
January 22, 2008
21:28
No Subject

xD

i skip karaokes because its normally its a waste of time

also translation of a song from japanese to english is weird,for example, it might rhymn in japanese, but not english,

not to mention its better for them to sing it, than someone who cant sing with Shit

(i assume cussing is allowed since there is alot in the rank xD)

No. 4268

THade_Tani
January 28, 2008
19:14
um...

while i agree entirely that the quality of a fansub is based primarily on the accuracy of the translation and timing of the subs, i still think it should be pointed out that special fonts for kareoke and the like do make for a better finished product, much the same way that having two different coloured fonts when two people are talking is also a nice addition. i'm fine with not having a ""1337" kareoke an d still find Triad fansubs to be of a very high quality, but wouldn't you think that the quiality of their subs would be even better if their OPs and EDs had more to them than just the basic subs? (provided they didn't end up covering the entire artwork or just plain sucking?)

No. 4320

flare
February 3, 2008
09:39
QFT

Hilariously, I never watch karaoke in fansubs and fast forward to the content of the episode every time. I'm going to go rofl now. You guys are damn fucking right, the quality of the sub is in the actual subtitles, not some idiotic one-time flashy animations.

No. 4407

X
February 6, 2008
06:20
Karaoke

I do sing along with the songs, but I don't need the flashy karaoke.

As long as there's romaji and translation in a readable font, as done for example in Kaiji, I'm happy.

Really, does anyone need to see which word is sang at every moment? Don't you have ears for listening?

Sometimes, the karaoke is done so horribly the words only appear when the its sang and that makes it HARDER to sing along.

No. 4421

Anonymous
February 6, 2008
15:17
No Subject

I couldn't agree more with OP.

10/10.

No. 5189

aiolous
February 29, 2008
09:04
No subject

I would rather have good translation and fine timing of the ep than to have wonderful karaoke with bad translation...

No. 5475

Anonymous
March 7, 2008
22:29
No Subject

Motherfucking word. People who sing along with the songs and need/want karaoke are fucking sick. Even good karaoke is annoying and gay.

No. 5509

mindboggler
March 10, 2008
00:02
karaoke subs

purin purin

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