Nanoha 7 is released today, wherein the series takes a bit of a turn for the weird. Now you'll enjoy the show whether you like little girls, magic, OR science fiction! It's got something for everyone.
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Merry Christmas from Triad! Though your lives may be pathetic and bleak, we tried to bring you some cheer today by releasing the latest episode in the series that really isn't pedo, even though many people think it is.
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Yeah... something about Nanoha 5 being out. But this newspost is at least a day late, BECAUSE SOMEONE DIDN"T UPDATE THE POST DURING RELEASE TIME. I wonder who that is. Anyway, onsen episode, same old, same old, lots of naked, towels, and a ferret that doesn't know how to properly take advantage of any promising situation.
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Well episode 4 is out. Everyone repeat after me: "We must get the Holy Stones"
But wait!
There's more! Who's this new person?!?!?! Another little girl? An even shorter skirt? WHAT WILL NANOHA DO??????
Watch this episode of Nanoha and find out!!!
This preview has been approved by the 'Pedos of the World'. Triad Fansubs is not responsible if your mother catches you whacking off to little girls. Don't come to us complaining. You're all sick bastards anyways, just admit it.
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Here's another epiosde of Nanoha.
In this episode: Giant inanimate tree wrecks lifeless city, pedo relationships are cursed, much unneeded "It's all my fault" speech and giant powerful beams of light. If I just spoiled it for you, too bad.
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To celebrate the day after Election Day, we're releasing Nanoha episode 2, wherein Nanoha and the ferret discuss far too much backstory for their own good. So whether you're happy about the results of the election or are planning a perverse and interesting suicide, you can get your fix of underaged cartoon girls from the torrents page.
You can also get your daily dose of kanji learning done just by visiting the Notes page for Nanoha 2, as well. Thanks go to _yeah for wasting far too much of his time writing that note for no real reason whatsoever.
ALSO, apparently aceleader wasn't satisfied with our lack of a fancy title logo, so he went and made one. Not that anyone really complained, but this is how he avoids working on the SHit DVD eps and more Sensei stuff. Now you know who to blame for those delays!
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(PS - Cless kills moms.)
In keeping with Triad triadition of making the mistake of letting Drago pick our shows, we now bring you Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha! If you remember Triangle Heart, you already know that Nanoha was that little Chiyo-like girl who worked in the coffee shop. Well, now she has her own show, for some reason. This one's pretty much your standard magical girl show, so if you like that sort of thing, you'll love Nanoha. If you don't, well, you won't. Though the other Triangle Heart characters are in the show as well, so there's still a chance of badass sword fighting scenes to come in future episodes.
Oh, a couple of other things. There's a couple times in the ep where, in Nanoha's classroom, there is a chalkboard full of text. To keep that scene uncluttered (and since it's inconsequential text anyway), we've put the translations for that stuff in the Notes section. You can get to it from that navigation bar on the left.
Also, we didn't do an onscreen for the title logo, again because it would look too cluttered. I'm not a big fan of those ridiculously large logos that fansub groups come up with for the title anyway, so I don't particularly care that it's missing. If you get to the title screen and you don't know what show you're watching, you have more problems than our not subbing that screen.
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