Popular Indie Band Detroit Metal City Assaults Police Officer and Flees Scene

Was it the real Krauser II?

Their single, "Grotesque," released just the other day, is rising in the charts.

Last night, Krauser II of Detroit Metal City assaulted a police officer when his outdoor concert was halted. After the assault, he fled the scene. Due to the thick makeup and flashy costume, it is unknown if he was the true band member, but according to witnesses, it was undoubtedly Krauser II.

Witness A: It was supposed to be a concert, but instead it was a scene for a massacre. It was one small step away from causing casualties.

Witness B: I didn't think I'd get to see "The Guitar of Cruelty." Out of the "48 Cop-Killing Moves," it's one of the more dangerous ones and was considered to be "forbidden."

Witness C: I didn't think he would rape the girl cop. It was covered by his cape, but he definitely jammed it in.