Here's your goddamn Kaiji 4, bitches. Spoiler: he's still a loser!
ZAWA ZAWA
In other news, we also have a new Dogtato comic today. Drago couldn't get his lazy ass to bother translating it, so I did the best I could with the limited Japanese that I know. I got close enough, I think.
I got the short stick and had to post the news today. No, I haven't watched this yet because I somehow feel indebted to release it for you. But I'm told it's good to go, so if there's any problems, don't blame me.
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Torrent: http://torrents.the-triad.org/torrents/%5BTriad%5D_Kaiji_S2_-_03.mkv.torrent
It's an Easter miracle. Apologies for not subbing half of the OP, but we can't tell what the fuck that dude is screaming about, and we're far too lazy to make stuff up since we don't have official lyrics. OH WELL
Link to torrent
Impatient bitches, shit gets done when it's done. And then it gets released a few days later because our distro guy decides to run off to some foreign country with a bunch of cheap hookers and all of our donations, leaving us without access to our torrent page. Here it is on our exclusive backup tracker for the time being:
HOLY SHIT CLICK HERE TO SEE GROWN MEN GET CHLOROFORMED AND THEN TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF
Enjoy your man-showers, your kaki-pee, and your regret, you homos.
Yes, bitches, assuming it doesn't get all Il Teatrino'd to hell, we will be subbing the next season of Kaiji.
It's Kaiji 26 finally. Maybe since we took so long, you won't even care that it's a pretty lame episode. Now, everyone shut the fuck up already.
==edit by Radicand
Batch torrent is up now, last few eps will be online as single torrents until the weekend in case you needed to catch up.
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Nope. Stay tuned for GSG ep6, releasing shortly.
<b>Edit:</b> No, not really. It's Kaiji 25 after all, bitches.
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Crunchyroll goodness unapproved shittiness here
EDIT: Did I say goodness? I meant shit.
Posting because no one else seems to be awake. I actually made an effort at watching this before releasing it, but I ran out of time. So in typical style, here's some conjecture: Kaiji will inevitably die by the time this arc is over, since his tissue box gamble is the worst idea ever.
You heard it here first.
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Boxes are fucking awesome. You wouldn't believe what you can do with boxes. You can make forts out of cardboard boxes, shelter for homeless people, box carts, box cards, boxing rings, boxing gloves, Cardbo / Danbo, gift containers, plates, cabinets, stop-action films, humor in Shakugan no Shana-tan, pedestals for holding stuff up on, fucking everything.
In this next episode of Goody-Goody Apocalypse Kyle, let's learn how Kyle and friends use their box.
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Kanna
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For those who haven't been refreshing the entire weekend. So I missed the Monday mark... who would've thought the first QC be perfect? It's one of those rare times it actually happens, especially when Labaa's translating.
So in this week's box of tissues, Mr. Potato Head tries to intimidate (or run away from) our favorite naked mullet man. Apparently moeblob thought he had some kind of master plan going, until his lackeys started poking holes in it. Tissue gambling is probably something the interwebs could start up. Actually, maybe I'll start it and make billions. Hell, it's a way better idea than facebook.
For the proxy users who were impersonating me in the last news(blog)post, I'm flattered. Forced anon will be turned off soon(tm).
Kaiji 22 is out, you goddamn bitches.
If you didn't post your worthless comments so much maybe our server costs won't jump so high.
In this ep, we have... uh... I completely forgot what the ep was about.
PS Belvedere vodka is the best creation known to mankind.
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