Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:40:52 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/ The Triad en-us http://www.the-triad.org/images/logo.gif http://www.the-triad.org/ hostmaster@the-triad.org http://www.the-triad.org/Article567.html And here I thought I was going to prepare a 1 year anniversary celebrating our death, then LordBrian decides to fuck things up. Good job, asshole! I haven't done one of these in a while so you'll have to excuse me for being a bit.. rusty. Come on, we couldn't even manage a release on time for Christmas, so I'm sure you're already disappointed. Well, let's disappoint you further by telling our revival release is none other than... Taiko. That's right, a show no one cares about except for LB and his weird fetish of banging inanimate objects and vegetables. So the past 10 months of pruning spam were for naught. Our resident Germans are off hunting Jews or something because none of them are available to encode DMC. It's been sitting here for 2 months trying to get encoded... though technically more because LB decided to blame Aegisub for corrupting the file and making him actually put work into it. Great job on getting to page 10, commentators. I'll try to make some trophies out of scraps of firewood or something. As for those who try to do SQL injection to crash the site, why bother? What would you accomplish by bringing this site down? It's not like we're hosting twitter or rare porn. Whatever gets you the jollies I guess. No one bothered to give me size and CRC and I don't really give a shit, so feel free to make it up yourselves. Merry Christmas. Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:40:52 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article566.html feel free to poast some news i'll feel free to let kanna poast news ...24 hours later... waiting for kanna wait, it's YOUR turn! So anyway. Here's your next episode of Detroit Metal City [for your archives]. This ep features black Krauser and (wtf) Krauser-tan. Yes. A loli Krauser. Go, watch. Size: 147393466 | CRC: 2CC87754 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:12:37 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article565.html Poasting news. Prepare for Demon Orbs and lines of dialogue that are spoken way too quickly. Size: 8 inches || CRC: E7CA9AF8 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:51:20 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article564.html It's out. Finally. I hope you guys are enjoying yourselves in the comments because you crashed my server yesterday. Next episode? Maybe next year. Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:56:51 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article563.html I haven't decided on a picture for the show yet, but at least you can go get it. You know, I don't mind baseball, but I don't get how millions of people can sit around a lawn and watch people run around in diamond shaped paths. What's so fun about that? Click here to get the first episode of One Outs. Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:57:36 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article562.html One Outs will not be subbed by The Triad. That is all. Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:10:55 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article561.html Everyone disappeared, so I guess I'll post the news: It's finally Krauser time! I'm not sure what goes on in this episode yet, but I heard it had something to do with penis cat. So rather than guessing some more, here's something cat related: So I have a cat, his name is Max. Max is a great cat, but the beast just tries to eat anything he can. I remember this one time I was making a sandwich and went to get something from the fridge, and within moments he had knocked my plate on the ground and was happily eating away at my creation. He also has weirder tendencies, like eating through plastic to get at breads. I don't know how he knows it, but you can buy a bag of burger buns, and he'll know its bread related and eat through to it. He also likes to chew on sox, but I hear that's a common thing for cats to do. Do you have weird cat stories? Share below. Oh, here's the DMC file info: Size: 147240381 | CRC: D1EE5066 For easier archival, the episode will also be available in RAR format soon(tm). At The Triad we are committed to meeting your archival quality expectations, maybe even exceeding it! Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:37:25 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article560.html RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE will not be brought to you tonight, but instead you'll get to enjoy the concert of Mechadon and his entourage in this great episode of claynime. Enjoy it in its glorified DVD quality, and SOFT SUBS. With this being released only a short 2 years and 95 days after episode 1, you should be able to expect DVDs 3 and 4 soon as well. look for us to finish by 2013 CRC: 48268306 || Size: 253,602,969 bytes Also, because this link is still around, 2 years later: fanart. Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:33:37 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article559.html Punk vs. Metal in the 4th dimension! Disclaimer: Not guaranteed to work with your shitty computer. Size: 147,318,330 bytes || CRC: D0DE4427 Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:59:44 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article558.html In this episode, Masochistic Elvis and life on the farm. For those with video playback problems, I suggest updating your ffdshow or mplayer. New CCCP release plays nicely with the new x264 build. Get it here. Size: 146456792 CRC: fcec055f MD5: f7ad5f64fca2527240abd4b9835738b9 UPDATE: The video problem is caused by a bug in the older ffdshow/ffmpeg decoders. Right now we suggest updating to the newest version of CCCP if you're on Windows or grabbing the latest SVN source for mplayer if you are using Linux. Mac people: Supposedly MPlayerOSX works fine. Link: http://mplayerosx.sttz.ch/, also reported as good is http://perian.org/ Sat, 20 Sep 2008 17:08:11 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article557.html Dear pig sluts, today we give you DMC4. Now with 100% more bourbon and tambourine. Ep5 will be released when Assmo returns from his deportation to Mexico. Enjoy your rape! Size: 146,783,378 bytes || CRC: 04245A7F Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:15:22 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article556.html All right, homos. Not only am I skipping ahead in the pattern and questioning your sexuality, we're also releasing ep3 a few weeks early. Enjoy, you pig sluts. Size: 146,740,032 bytes || CRC: 7BFFB858 Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:23:12 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article555.html Ready for more Krauser? Prepare for 10 rapes a second, some police bashing, and other hijinks. Size: 146967569 || CRC: 7250138D P.S. Stop asking about GSG2. It's fucking LICENSED. I'll personally murder the next person who asks. Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:20:03 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article554.html Yes, we finally decided on a new show. LordBrian finally stopped caring and let us work on something besides fucking Dogtato and Taiko. Fuck Dogtato. I want to murder the creator of that shit. The show's called Detroit Metal City. It doesn't feature any little girls being raped, but it's still good. Size: 146716519 CRC: B2EF214E Ninja edit: in b4 sweet sweet softsubfag bitching More edits: <Kanna> it's not the special <Kanna> it's ep 1 off the ova disc <Kanna> and no, one ep is not 55 minutes <Kanna> and yes, the special and eps 1-2 are similar Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:24:57 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article553.html Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:45:02 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article552.html Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:27:36 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article551.html Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:36:56 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article550.html Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:42:52 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article549.html Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:34:22 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article548.html Or swooning, whatever. Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:10:45 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article547.html Let me be clear on a few things. I had nothing to do with the actual work done for this strip. Hell, I didn't even read it before I posted it. But assuming that people here still like vegetables playing grabass with each other, here's a new one for all of you. Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:47:47 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article546.html Because he is a bear and a pedo and a mango, I suppose we could call him Bare Pedoman. Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:49:32 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article545.html LOS ANGELES-June 11, 2008-The Triad today announced that the organization's name will be changed to "The Triad Animation Group (TAG)." The name change will reflect a more professional stance the organization is currently taking towards its business practices and relationships with its clients and partners. “We are thrilled to finally have our name catch up with the massive changes in this organization,” said LordBrian, chief editor of TAG. “I believe this will help us build a better relationship with our suppliers and clients in the future.” “This giant step will help us tremendously towards competing with our closest rivals,” said Labaamen, head translator of TAG. The Triad Animation Group (TAG) is a private organization specializing in translation of scripts and dialogues of Japanese to English. In 2005, TAG reinvented the process of translation by drastically eliminating unnecessary karaoke overhead, resulting in a more streamlined result and doubling viewer satisfaction in select demographics. Since 2007, TAG is currently the leader in providing professional trolling services for fansub viewers throughout the world. Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:03:30 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article544.html I never thought I'd make a Dokuro-chan news post ever again. Media Blasters has licensed Dokuro-chan, and so another one of Triad's shows gets taken down! We finished this one guys. Damn bitches. Don't ever expect season 2 from us. It was pretty bad anyway. Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:41:16 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article543.html We don't have a good name for this guy, but he is a bear/mango/pedo hybrid. Discuss amongst yourselves. Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:56:36 -0600