Thu, 20 May 2010 20:10:30 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/ The Triad en-us http://www.the-triad.org/images/logo.gif http://www.the-triad.org/ hostmaster@the-triad.org http://www.the-triad.org/Article575.html Thu, 20 May 2010 20:10:30 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article574.html Thu, 13 May 2010 00:33:36 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article573.html Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:51:54 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article572.html Mon, 19 Apr 2010 21:47:42 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article571.html Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:29:03 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article570.html Or, at least, by request. Tue, 06 Apr 2010 21:29:43 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article569.html Happy April, bitches! Today marks the day that we're finally releasing the last two episodes of DMC. ...OR DOES IT? One way to find out, I guess. Enjoy your rape. ...OR WILL YOU? Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:14:09 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article568.html So, hey! As it turns out, we did Mahoro at some point, but we all forgot since that was back in fucking 2003 and we're all old and senile now. Once we remembered, we decided to do this latest thing, which is a couple of generic Mahoro episodes that fit somewhere in the beginning of the second season, between eps 2&3 or 3&4 or something like that. It's not really important, you'll figure it out. These two episodes are the whole thing, so don't bitch about when the next one's gonna be released. Also, don't bitch for smaller versions, or different formats, or whatever, since the answer's no. Or do bitch, if being ignored makes you happy. DMC soon(TM), maybe. ec-chi, if your friend wants a proper credit, get us his name. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:05:00 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article567.html And here I thought I was going to prepare a 1 year anniversary celebrating our death, then LordBrian decides to fuck things up. Good job, asshole! I haven't done one of these in a while so you'll have to excuse me for being a bit.. rusty. Come on, we couldn't even manage a release on time for Christmas, so I'm sure you're already disappointed. Well, let's disappoint you further by telling our revival release is none other than... Taiko. That's right, a show no one cares about except for LB and his weird fetish of banging inanimate objects and vegetables. So the past 10 months of pruning spam were for naught. Our resident Germans are off hunting Jews or something because none of them are available to encode DMC. It's been sitting here for 2 months trying to get encoded... though technically more because LB decided to blame Aegisub for corrupting the file and making him actually put work into it. Great job on getting to page 10, commentators. I'll try to make some trophies out of scraps of firewood or something. As for those who try to do SQL injection to crash the site, why bother? What would you accomplish by bringing this site down? It's not like we're hosting twitter or rare porn. Whatever gets you the jollies I guess. No one bothered to give me size and CRC and I don't really give a shit, so feel free to make it up yourselves. Merry Christmas. Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:40:52 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article566.html feel free to poast some news i'll feel free to let kanna poast news ...24 hours later... waiting for kanna wait, it's YOUR turn! So anyway. Here's your next episode of Detroit Metal City [for your archives]. This ep features black Krauser and (wtf) Krauser-tan. Yes. A loli Krauser. Go, watch. Size: 147393466 | CRC: 2CC87754 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:12:37 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article565.html Poasting news. Prepare for Demon Orbs and lines of dialogue that are spoken way too quickly. Size: 8 inches || CRC: E7CA9AF8 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:51:20 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article564.html It's out. Finally. I hope you guys are enjoying yourselves in the comments because you crashed my server yesterday. Next episode? Maybe next year. Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:56:51 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article563.html I haven't decided on a picture for the show yet, but at least you can go get it. You know, I don't mind baseball, but I don't get how millions of people can sit around a lawn and watch people run around in diamond shaped paths. What's so fun about that? Click here to get the first episode of One Outs. Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:57:36 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article562.html One Outs will not be subbed by The Triad. That is all. Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:10:55 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article561.html Everyone disappeared, so I guess I'll post the news: It's finally Krauser time! I'm not sure what goes on in this episode yet, but I heard it had something to do with penis cat. So rather than guessing some more, here's something cat related: So I have a cat, his name is Max. Max is a great cat, but the beast just tries to eat anything he can. I remember this one time I was making a sandwich and went to get something from the fridge, and within moments he had knocked my plate on the ground and was happily eating away at my creation. He also has weirder tendencies, like eating through plastic to get at breads. I don't know how he knows it, but you can buy a bag of burger buns, and he'll know its bread related and eat through to it. He also likes to chew on sox, but I hear that's a common thing for cats to do. Do you have weird cat stories? Share below. Oh, here's the DMC file info: Size: 147240381 | CRC: D1EE5066 For easier archival, the episode will also be available in RAR format soon(tm). At The Triad we are committed to meeting your archival quality expectations, maybe even exceeding it! Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:37:25 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article560.html RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE will not be brought to you tonight, but instead you'll get to enjoy the concert of Mechadon and his entourage in this great episode of claynime. Enjoy it in its glorified DVD quality, and SOFT SUBS. With this being released only a short 2 years and 95 days after episode 1, you should be able to expect DVDs 3 and 4 soon as well. look for us to finish by 2013 CRC: 48268306 || Size: 253,602,969 bytes Also, because this link is still around, 2 years later: fanart. Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:33:37 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article559.html Punk vs. Metal in the 4th dimension! Disclaimer: Not guaranteed to work with your shitty computer. Size: 147,318,330 bytes || CRC: D0DE4427 Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:59:44 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article558.html In this episode, Masochistic Elvis and life on the farm. For those with video playback problems, I suggest updating your ffdshow or mplayer. New CCCP release plays nicely with the new x264 build. Get it here. Size: 146456792 CRC: fcec055f MD5: f7ad5f64fca2527240abd4b9835738b9 UPDATE: The video problem is caused by a bug in the older ffdshow/ffmpeg decoders. Right now we suggest updating to the newest version of CCCP if you're on Windows or grabbing the latest SVN source for mplayer if you are using Linux. Mac people: Supposedly MPlayerOSX works fine. Link: http://mplayerosx.sttz.ch/, also reported as good is http://perian.org/ Sat, 20 Sep 2008 17:08:11 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article557.html Dear pig sluts, today we give you DMC4. Now with 100% more bourbon and tambourine. Ep5 will be released when Assmo returns from his deportation to Mexico. Enjoy your rape! Size: 146,783,378 bytes || CRC: 04245A7F Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:15:22 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article556.html All right, homos. Not only am I skipping ahead in the pattern and questioning your sexuality, we're also releasing ep3 a few weeks early. Enjoy, you pig sluts. Size: 146,740,032 bytes || CRC: 7BFFB858 Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:23:12 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article555.html Ready for more Krauser? Prepare for 10 rapes a second, some police bashing, and other hijinks. Size: 146967569 || CRC: 7250138D P.S. Stop asking about GSG2. It's fucking LICENSED. I'll personally murder the next person who asks. Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:20:03 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article554.html Yes, we finally decided on a new show. LordBrian finally stopped caring and let us work on something besides fucking Dogtato and Taiko. Fuck Dogtato. I want to murder the creator of that shit. The show's called Detroit Metal City. It doesn't feature any little girls being raped, but it's still good. Size: 146716519 CRC: B2EF214E Ninja edit: in b4 sweet sweet softsubfag bitching More edits: <Kanna> it's not the special <Kanna> it's ep 1 off the ova disc <Kanna> and no, one ep is not 55 minutes <Kanna> and yes, the special and eps 1-2 are similar Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:24:57 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article553.html Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:45:02 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article552.html Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:27:36 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article551.html Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:36:56 -0600