Mon, 29 Aug 2011 19:23:07 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/ The Triad en-us http://www.the-triad.org/images/logo.gif http://www.the-triad.org/ hostmaster@the-triad.org http://www.the-triad.org/Article584.html Be advised: if you happen to see any releases of Kaiji S2 ep5 purporting to be from us, it is a non-Triad related troll. I don't know what it is, but I'd put money on gay noseporn. Download at your own risk (unless you're into gay noseporn, then have at it, you sick bastards). Mon, 29 Aug 2011 19:23:07 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article583.html I thought everyone already watched nutbladder and underwater's subs? 127 comments.. I should check my own site more often... Can't write paragraphs, should get a twitter account. All waiting on Labaa... Might I suggest a cup of blood in an Akagi mug while you wait? Sun, 12 Jun 2011 17:22:21 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article582.html Here's your goddamn Kaiji 4, bitches. Spoiler: he's still a loser! ZAWA ZAWA In other news, we also have a new Dogtato comic today. Drago couldn't get his lazy ass to bother translating it, so I did the best I could with the limited Japanese that I know. I got close enough, I think. Wed, 11 May 2011 03:17:56 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article581.html I got the short stick and had to post the news today. No, I haven't watched this yet because I somehow feel indebted to release it for you. But I'm told it's good to go, so if there's any problems, don't blame me. CRC: AFEEE05B || Size: 341934066 Torrent: http://torrents.the-triad.org/torrents/%5BTriad%5D_Kaiji_S2_-_03.mkv.torrent Sun, 01 May 2011 00:32:33 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article580.html It's an Easter miracle. Apologies for not subbing half of the OP, but we can't tell what the fuck that dude is screaming about, and we're far too lazy to make stuff up since we don't have official lyrics. OH WELL Link to torrent Mon, 25 Apr 2011 02:48:22 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article579.html Impatient bitches, shit gets done when it's done. And then it gets released a few days later because our distro guy decides to run off to some foreign country with a bunch of cheap hookers and all of our donations, leaving us without access to our torrent page. Here it is on our exclusive backup tracker for the time being: HOLY SHIT CLICK HERE TO SEE GROWN MEN GET CHLOROFORMED AND THEN TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF Enjoy your man-showers, your kaki-pee, and your regret, you homos. Fri, 15 Apr 2011 00:49:33 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article578.html Yes, bitches, assuming it doesn't get all Il Teatrino'd to hell, we will be subbing the next season of Kaiji. Fri, 28 Jan 2011 20:25:58 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article577.html Here it is, bitches. The final DVD of Taiko, ahead of schedule. Special thanks to cazoo for not being a hugeass bitch like some other translators and actually doing some goddamn work. See you all in May for more SUGOI HIKOUKI! Edit: I have been informed that it has taken us about 4 and a half fucking years to finish this retarded series. Allow me to extend my middle finger to the world. ..!., Sat, 25 Dec 2010 05:05:38 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article576.html Here's the Legend of Koizumi, some stupid mahjong thing involving vaguely realistic caricatures of world leaders and dumb "comedy." If you enjoy retarded shows, you might want to check this one out! Also, our entire distro team went on vacation to India just to avoid releasing this, so here's a temporary torrent you can get it from for now: The Legend of Koizumi 1 Sat, 14 Aug 2010 16:58:47 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article575.html Thu, 20 May 2010 20:10:30 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article574.html Thu, 13 May 2010 00:33:36 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article573.html Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:51:54 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article572.html Mon, 19 Apr 2010 21:47:42 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article571.html Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:29:03 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article570.html Or, at least, by request. Tue, 06 Apr 2010 21:29:43 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article569.html Happy April, bitches! Today marks the day that we're finally releasing the last two episodes of DMC. ...OR DOES IT? One way to find out, I guess. Enjoy your rape. ...OR WILL YOU? Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:14:09 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article568.html So, hey! As it turns out, we did Mahoro at some point, but we all forgot since that was back in fucking 2003 and we're all old and senile now. Once we remembered, we decided to do this latest thing, which is a couple of generic Mahoro episodes that fit somewhere in the beginning of the second season, between eps 2&3 or 3&4 or something like that. It's not really important, you'll figure it out. These two episodes are the whole thing, so don't bitch about when the next one's gonna be released. Also, don't bitch for smaller versions, or different formats, or whatever, since the answer's no. Or do bitch, if being ignored makes you happy. DMC soon(TM), maybe. ec-chi, if your friend wants a proper credit, get us his name. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:05:00 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article567.html And here I thought I was going to prepare a 1 year anniversary celebrating our death, then LordBrian decides to fuck things up. Good job, asshole! I haven't done one of these in a while so you'll have to excuse me for being a bit.. rusty. Come on, we couldn't even manage a release on time for Christmas, so I'm sure you're already disappointed. Well, let's disappoint you further by telling our revival release is none other than... Taiko. That's right, a show no one cares about except for LB and his weird fetish of banging inanimate objects and vegetables. So the past 10 months of pruning spam were for naught. Our resident Germans are off hunting Jews or something because none of them are available to encode DMC. It's been sitting here for 2 months trying to get encoded... though technically more because LB decided to blame Aegisub for corrupting the file and making him actually put work into it. Great job on getting to page 10, commentators. I'll try to make some trophies out of scraps of firewood or something. As for those who try to do SQL injection to crash the site, why bother? What would you accomplish by bringing this site down? It's not like we're hosting twitter or rare porn. Whatever gets you the jollies I guess. No one bothered to give me size and CRC and I don't really give a shit, so feel free to make it up yourselves. Merry Christmas. Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:40:52 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article566.html feel free to poast some news i'll feel free to let kanna poast news ...24 hours later... waiting for kanna wait, it's YOUR turn! So anyway. Here's your next episode of Detroit Metal City [for your archives]. This ep features black Krauser and (wtf) Krauser-tan. Yes. A loli Krauser. Go, watch. Size: 147393466 | CRC: 2CC87754 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:12:37 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article565.html Poasting news. Prepare for Demon Orbs and lines of dialogue that are spoken way too quickly. Size: 8 inches || CRC: E7CA9AF8 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:51:20 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article564.html It's out. Finally. I hope you guys are enjoying yourselves in the comments because you crashed my server yesterday. Next episode? Maybe next year. Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:56:51 -0700 http://www.the-triad.org/Article563.html I haven't decided on a picture for the show yet, but at least you can go get it. You know, I don't mind baseball, but I don't get how millions of people can sit around a lawn and watch people run around in diamond shaped paths. What's so fun about that? Click here to get the first episode of One Outs. Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:57:36 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article562.html One Outs will not be subbed by The Triad. That is all. Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:10:55 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article561.html Everyone disappeared, so I guess I'll post the news: It's finally Krauser time! I'm not sure what goes on in this episode yet, but I heard it had something to do with penis cat. So rather than guessing some more, here's something cat related: So I have a cat, his name is Max. Max is a great cat, but the beast just tries to eat anything he can. I remember this one time I was making a sandwich and went to get something from the fridge, and within moments he had knocked my plate on the ground and was happily eating away at my creation. He also has weirder tendencies, like eating through plastic to get at breads. I don't know how he knows it, but you can buy a bag of burger buns, and he'll know its bread related and eat through to it. He also likes to chew on sox, but I hear that's a common thing for cats to do. Do you have weird cat stories? Share below. Oh, here's the DMC file info: Size: 147240381 | CRC: D1EE5066 For easier archival, the episode will also be available in RAR format soon(tm). At The Triad we are committed to meeting your archival quality expectations, maybe even exceeding it! Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:37:25 -0600 http://www.the-triad.org/Article560.html RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE will not be brought to you tonight, but instead you'll get to enjoy the concert of Mechadon and his entourage in this great episode of claynime. Enjoy it in its glorified DVD quality, and SOFT SUBS. With this being released only a short 2 years and 95 days after episode 1, you should be able to expect DVDs 3 and 4 soon as well. look for us to finish by 2013 CRC: 48268306 || Size: 253,602,969 bytes Also, because this link is still around, 2 years later: fanart. Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:33:37 -0600